Friday Night Confessions

Food. Culture. Comedy. Entertainment.

(I live my life in parenthesis)






DISCLAIMER: Unless otherwise stated, the pictures are not mine.

Unless life also hands you water and sugar, your lemonade is going to suck.

Anonymous asked: why are you so adorbs?

False!!! :)


“From Kayla to Sara. I love you.”

This is why i love her so so much!

“From Kayla to Sara. I love you.”

This is why i love her so so much!

(Source: phoenixandlittlegrey)

arizonaawesomerobbins asked: What constists in living your life in parenthesis?

Hahah glad you asked. Basically I live for the information that could be omitted and overlooked without altering the meaning of life. Little things make me happy, and those are the things that people generally toss aside. 

Also, if you put a period in the middle of on (.) it’s an instant breast. Magic.

It’s so hard to find the the perfect cannoli! 

It’s so hard to find the the perfect cannoli! 

(Source: justfoodbaby)

Friday Night Confessions (11)

When I was a kid I used to collect sticks and sell them to the neighborhood kids for about a quarter a piece. I’d then use the money to go buy ice cream. 

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